Shoeboobies

The downside of dating a 25-year-old Brazilian male model is I’m always going to be older and less cute.

Is this how Hef feels?

One of the dating possibilities that’s only just occurred to me is the romancing of younger men. Sometimes I’m slow off the mark like that…

From my first [insert air quotes] serious relationship aged 18 with a man 12 years my senior, I’ve always been on Team Older Man. Even the fact he was allergic to his own sweat and had a penchant for faux leopardskin didn’t dull his old-dude allure.

*Coughs* Unresolved father issues *Coughs*.

So imagine my surprise having just entered my third decade to find that nubile young men are coming out of the woodworks, all [insert ghetto voice] F.I.N.E. and showing interest in ‘lil ole me.

Is it my worldy air? My old-lady squishiness? Or did they read about me on the men’s toilet wall?

Whether it’s all or none of the above, I’m looking forward to seeing where this new trend goes. Specifically with the 25-year-old Brazilian model I’m seeing this weekend.

Does anyone know the Portuguese for ‘Well, if it’s good enough for Madonna…’?